I can honestly say that up until this point in my life I have never been arrested, had to have my hands behind my back and face pressed up agains the hood of my car, nor have had my car and money stolen. I've never had to chase someone down for the key to my car nor had to fight a cop not take me out of my car and then later to let me back in my car. I've never had to chase my car as a foreign Officer of the Law takes off with it. Honestly, I've never had to do any of these ridiculous things, that is, until last night...
Jasmine, Janette, Amanda, Ariel, Daniel and I
stayed after (the KCA Spring Arts Festival) and talked for a long while.
We had a lot of fun and joked a lot.
The “cops” (a missions trip inside joke) came out again and the sat me down in front of them for
confession for knocking a giving envelope out of Daniels' hand J. So I pretended to cry and then ripped the
envelope in two. As they started to
react I said it wasn’t me (jokingly) and put the two pieces in Daniels hands
and blamed him. He realized that the
cops (Janette and Ariel) had turned on him too, put his phone down and backed
away. So the cops and I dug in to try
to get his phone, the cops got it and ran.
However Janette left her phone and Ariel left her keys, so I grabbed
them and turned to Amanda. Amanda had been
going on that she wanted to leave, so I said let’s go now. Happily she joined, but Daniel lingered to
get his phone. I said he could go with
Ariel, but oh wait she doesn’t have her keys.
As we got close to my car we realized that Janette and Ariel were
following and gaining on us, so we quick hopped in the car and locked the door
just seconds before Janette and Ariel reached the doors. I quickly started the car and took off, and
drove out of the parking lot and down the road to the corner. I made a U-turn and drove by the parking lot
and all the way down the road the other way until we were out of sight, then we (Amanda and I) made a U-turn
and headed back. This time they were all
out by the road and I pulled over in front of them (by the exit of the parking
lot) and let two cars pass. Then I started backing up as Daniel jumped in my
way and jumped on the back of the car, when I didn’t stop he jumped off. I backed up
a bit into the parking lot and stopped.
The cops (the door was unlocked now) opened the door and told me to get
out of the car with my hands above my
heads, after a bit of back and forth (them holding invisible guns and I pulled
out a pliers from my car, etc… They
finally got me out, and Amanda to and had our hands behind our back (the whole
time Jasmine is filming it). Daniel
takes me over to the front of the car and pushes me down on the hood, holding
my hands behind the back. Then the cops
found some money in my car (after I attempted to “bribe” them out of arresting
us) and took it then I took it from them, but they jumped in my car and took
off in the parking lot with it. Still
Jasmine is filming all of this. We
finally through many other things left – I am looking forward to seeing the
video.
Ok. You need to be more careful when writing these entries. I read the first couple sentences and had a heart conniption!!
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Haha. Just expect that any and all of my posts could be like this....
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